Year: 1990
Directed By: Rob Reiner
Written By: Stephen King (novel) William Goldman (screenplay)


Has there ever been a scarier movie? These days when I asked people if they’ve seen it; if they say no I just give them a look. I shake my head and explain to them that they just don’t know. If you’ve haven’t seen this movie then you really just don’t know anything about horror. Some might categorize this as a thriller as opposed to horror but I disagree. This movie is one of the most terrifying films you can come across and if you haven’t seen it then this is the perfect time to see it.

This movie almost starts off like a feel good story but takes such a dramatic twist so soon. Kathy Bates in the role of the Florence Nightingale-like Annie Wilkes is one of the most terrifying characters I have ever seen. I have never found another guy who has seen this movie when asked “have you seen Misery?” didn’t have that look of understanding on his face. This is a terrifying movie and it scares men most of all because deep down we, as men, are all afraid of women. Especially the kind of woman who seems so nice at first then gets so crazy, and like all women she has all the power.

To be at the mercy of an Annie Wilkes is the thing that all men fear more than anything. She’s a woman and she’s mad, it doesn’t matter if you did it or not because she is looking at you with that look! Under the scenario we see in this movie she is  not only giving you that look but she has complete control over you. Kathy Bates, with her gentle attitude peppered in the persona of a violent and aggressive woman is just terrifying in a way words cannot describe. She has such an innocent appearance with her turtlenecks and he cross hanging around her neck, but if you look into her eyes you can see the steel. She is as ruthless as she is unpredictable; turn your back on her and there is no telling what’s in store for you.

Something I find really interesting is the fact that Kathy Bates won an Academy Award for this film. I cannot recall any other actor or actress every being nominated for a horror film, much less a low budget Stephen King adaptation. The Green Mile got nominated sure but that was a Tom Hanks movie in the 90s which changes everything. For Kathy Bates to win with this role is a true accomplishment and I think she stands head and shoulders above her peers as an actress.

I’ll never forget how terrified I was the first time I saw this movie when Paul first got out of his room and into Annie Wilkes’ house. I was like 11 maybe and I was so scared of what would happen if he was caught. Annie Wilkes was scarier than Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, and Freddy Kruger all rolled into one. When she starts flipping out on him, casually splashes him with gasoline, and then later throws that paper on his broken legs she trumps all fearsome others. Those guys, I could see even at 11, were just make believe but Annie Wilkes was real. I had seen that look she gets in her eyes in the eyes of my own mother a time or two and was thus predestined to fear it. What would Annie Wilkes possibly do when she found out he was out and about in her home? I was watching this with a group of older guys who were friends of my brother and I remember yelling out during that scene for him to “get back!” One of my brother’s friends turned and gave me a chuckle but no one else moved or made a sound. When I looked at the chuckler I could see in his eyes that he was just as afraid as I was and merely looking for an escape from it.

Kathy Bates had scared him too and to this day we still talk and I occasionally remind him of it. In this film Kathy Bates not only put herself on the map but she defied expectations in every conceivable way. I admire Bates as an actress so much because she is a true talent. Too often in the business of Hollywood a pretty face is chosen over real talent for the sake of making money. I think this is a mistake that not only gives girls an unrealistic idea of what they should be but takes away from the potential of any film. Over time Kathy Bates has proven to be more than simply a woman who can be scary as hell but a true bonafide actress with art and capability to do anything.

James Caan is so easily overshadowed in this movie by his co-star but he is just as good in the movie if truth be told. He fits the part perfectly and carries the role well. I have always been a fan of the man who brought Sonny Corleone to life and I always enjoy a chance to see him on screen. I am vaguely familiar with an unfortunate turn of events in his personal life and that is a shame. I think he is a terrific actor and would much prefer to always see him on top as a successful man in his sunset years.

As I mentioned in the intro, this movie is classified as a thriller by some but I challenge anybody to sit through this movie and back that up. If you sit through this movie and at the end claim to be thrilled as opposed to horrified I will call you a liar. This movie is scary plain and simple and it takes place in a scenario that could so easily really happen to someone. This book was written by Stephen King specifically after his prior book was criticized for being too away from his own genre. King is capable of writing anything but people know him most for horror. This movie is a horror film and I won’t accept any other genre because a movie so scary can only be classified in one way.

I bought this movie specifically for this month of horror that we do on the blog and I chose it specifically to be the first of the movies to be published because it sets the tone right. This is a scary movie with performances that are worth seeing. If you are looking for something this Halloween that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you fear the nice looking person you pass on the street but don’t really know then this is the one to see. I think it is a great movie and undoubtedly a scary horror film.


Halloween Season 2015

We’ve made yet another pass around the sun and the season of the Autumn Equinox is upon us. We have football every Sunday, cooler weather, foliage beginning to show and the coolest holiday of the year fast approaching. For the month of October we will again be putting aside our journey through the collection to once more focus the whole month primarily on horror films.

As far as I am concerned Halloween trumps the other holidays because it’s just for fun. Thanksgiving has too much regular family drama for practically everyone and the two months of Christmas are just too relentless, and costly. If you remember New Years you didn’t start the year off right and Easter can hardly be considered cool. Halloween on the other hand is exciting, cost-effective, fun for adults and kids, and provides plenty of films to get us in the right mood.

For the rest of the month we will be reviewing only horror films and have several new ones lined up. Coming up this month are some personal favorites  and a couple of classics thrown in for good measure. If time allows we may even revisit a favorite or two from the past. So if you are looking for the perfect horror movie to get in the mood for the season then keep in touch for coming updates or check out the links below for some reviews of Halloweens past. If you want even more you can always click on the horror category for all of our reviews within the genre.

House of 1,000 Corpses One of my favorite horror movies and it gets me every time. I’m often disappointed with most of Rob Zombie’s other films but this first one was his best in my opinion.

Dawn of the Dead One of my favorite movies of all time. To this day I don’t think any movie has realistically ever captured the real horror involved in a zombie apocalypse.

Halloween The ultimate movie for the season. A movie that could never be matched, even from countless sequels or a horror fanatic like Rob Zombie.

Nightmare on Elm Street A classic that was too good to be remade. It was groundbreaking with effects and scary enough to stand the test of time.

In The Mouth of Madness A practically forgotten movie that I have always really enjoyed. Sam Neill is great at horror.

Event Horizon This movie is absolutely gut wrenching and can scare the hell out of anyone.

The Hill Have Eyes Terrifying movie that should have never been remade.

Candyman This movie scared me so bad when I was a kid I couldn’t sleep in the dark for two months.

Night of the Living Dead A classic that brought on the age of zombies that we live in today.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space This one I just listed for fun. I enjoy a good ridiculous movie now and again. This one is as ridiculous as it gets.

Poltergeist  This is an excellent movie that should have never been remade. Also a rare PG horror film that can actually scare you.

Planet Terror This is one of favorite movies of all time. I only list it because technically it is a horror film although I’ve never associated it with Halloween because this one is an anytime movie.

This is just a handful of what we have to offer here. If you are interested in more definitely check out the Horror category to the right of the screen and stay with us throughout the month for more.

All the pumpkins seen in pictures were done by my lovely and talented wife over the past few years. My personal favorite, of course, is the Dawn of the Dead pumpkin and I insist it be done every year.




Ridley Scott on Deckard in Blade Runner

As the talk of potential sequels to the classic sci-fi picture (click on link to see our original review of Blade Runner) ensue the director Ridley Scott has plenty to talk about. Especially the more people want to talk to him about his anticipated sequel to Prometheus.

Recently he has been quoted as verifying that Deckard is in fact a Replicant and we will get clarification in the sequel. This bothers me because I feel like it is simply catering to the popular myth from the movie. Given more than 30 years have passed without that question actually being answered I am even more certain that this turn in direction is simply to satisfy all those who just really wanted to believe it.

I am a fan of the movie and also read the book by Phillip K. Dick, not that it mattered what happened in the book at all. I do not feel like it was even possible for Deckard to be a Replicant despite Scott’s recent comments or the thirty plus years of speculation.

The main reason being this; if Deckard was a Replicant, he was the worst made robot of all time. Throughout the movie he literally gets his ass handed to him time and time again. He only survives the actual Replicants by the skin of his teeth and in fact gets lucky pretty much every time he faces them.

So my question is, how is a Blade Runner who can barely handle the real Replicants supposed to be one himself? Had Deckard actually been a Replicant wouldn’t he have been able to go toe to toe with these human looking machines with more ease and efficiency? His job is literally to hunt them down and he has so much trouble defeating them. Not only that but had he been a Replicant one of his peers should have been able to spot him. In fact when the Replicants show up on Earth Deckard is actually the second choice to find them as the first was murdered during the Empathy Test (going off memory, I’m pretty sure that’s what it was called).

No, Deckard was much too human with his oh so human attitude of rebellion against authority and lust after the Replicant Rachael. I will be excited over the sequel regardless and look forward to whatever they come up with but I just think this turn in direction is a cheap ploy to get people more invested. They are finally setting the record straight on the matter but I think they are submitting to popular opinion rather than doing what they originally had in mind.

Sound off with comments if you have any thoughts of your own on the matter.

Remember the Titans

Year: 2000
Directed By: Boaz Yakin
Written By: Gregory Allen Howard


I sometimes find myself in the oddest of situations in life. Just so happens this time I’ve found myself all alone in a house that literally sits atop a mountain in the Appalachians. What did I bring with me to assist in occupying time on this getaway? Well Halloween is approaching so I bring all the horror movies we have set aside for the month with me. So, I’m on a mountain, desolate area, completely alone and on my own watching a series of movies where people in this exact situation I myself am in get haunted or traumatized. Well after three in a row I found myself in need of a feel good movie. Fortunately I brought a couple of our “R” movies and this feel good movie just happened to be up next. Can’t think of a better pick me up right now.

I don’t generally go for these feel good movies because they are all the same. This one came out when I was in high school though and it left an impression on me. Aside from Any Given Sunday there are no other football based movies we own save for this one. I am a fanatical NFL fan who loves football at all levels but I don’t usually like movies about football. Granted, like any normal guy, I cry my eyes out during Brian’s Song but as of yet that one isn’t part of our collection, though it should be. This is a rare exception to my standing idea of football movies because of how its release correlated with my own age. It is a good movie though.

This movie is also against the grain for me because I hate the racial content. Racism is the product of ignorance and it’s an ugly thing to watch. I find this feel good vibe to it off putting as well because things just aren’t that simple. It troubles me to no end that in the year 2015 things not only aren’t getting better but they literally seem to be getting worse. We learn nothing from the past and as a society in general we lack understanding of one another.

My tone is all off in this post. I do like this movie but frankly I’m just pissed off at it now. Here I tried to use it as a pick me up and all it has done is made me cry for the last thirty minutes. Damn this Disney football film with its Brian’s Song moments.

The cast of this film is very strong, even though I think Denzel Washington and Will Patton both overdo it a bit now and again. The young Hayden Panettiere is adorable and awesome. I like the chemistry Wood Harris and Ryan Hurst had on screen. Both have managed nominal success as actors but honestly back when this came out I expected more out of both of them. I like Will Patton an awful lot and I think he fits this role well. I think Denzel is great as Coach Boone but as I said earlier I think both actors overact in this one. They both lay it on a little think too when it comes to either choosing sides or being understanding of one another. I feel like what they do in this movie pretty much amounts to a dick measuring contest neither is willing to back down from.

In my efforts to achieve a pick me up with this movie I hopelessly failed. I wanted to lift the gloom of so many scary films back to back but only found a gloom of different sorts. I wanted good vibes but only got the tear jerking moments of people dealing with adversity and overcoming personal differences to work together. So this movie did nothing but piss me off this time around. If you’ve seen one of these typical Disney movies about sports then you have missed nothing. If you like these type of movies then it’s one you should definitely see it. Otherwise I wouldn’t call it worth anybody’s time. I like it because it got me at the right time and place 15 years ago but I’d have most likely never seen it had that not been the case.

NEXT MOVIE: Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Reign of Fire

Year: 2002
Directed By: Rob Bowman
Written By: Gregg Chabot, Kevin Peterka, and Matt Greenberg


This movie came out during my senior year in high school and I was really surprised by how much I liked it. When I had heard about this movie coming out about dragons I specifically remember talking about how stupid it sounded. At that time I still worked in the upstairs of the movie theater part time and also at a video store. I lived and breathed movies with a snobbish mentality about what was and wasn’t good. I felt like I knew whether something was going to be good or not before it came out and had a really arrogant attitude about it. I remember feeling like I had been distinctly wrong about this movie and I have never forgotten that.

As odd as it is, the fact that I found a lesson with a lasting impression in this of all movies is ironic I know. A movie I have learned something from always has a place in our collection no matter what it is about. I have heard this movie receive a lot of criticism over the years but I have always felt like it was unjust. Yeah it’s a movie about dragons but it was taken seriously enough and it’s a well made movie. It has been part of our collection for more than ten years now going all the way back to the beginning and I still feel like it belongs.

I like this movie because it is a different type of post-apocalyptic story. Yeah some might think it silly that the setting is brought on by dragons but at least it is a unique idea. I love the scene early on in which Christian Bale and Gerard Butler are acting out a classic scene from Star Wars and the children are shocked and awed by the story. It’s cute how the kids react and how Bale jokingly takes credit for making up the story. You have all the necessaries for a post apocalyptic scenario here. Food is a need getting more and more difficult to come by as well as other basic supplies like bullets. Communication has broken down to the point that our main characters wonder if they are the only people left. Throw dragons into the mix and I have never quite figured out what people didn’t like about this movie.

This movie put Matthew McConaughey on the map for me. As Van Zant he was more of a badass than I thought he was capable of. I really liked his tattoos in this movie. I also has little knowledge of Christian Bale at this time. He, in time, would prove to be quite the capable actor to my surprise. Something I never realized until this viewing is the pre-300 Gerard Butler. Looking at him here you would never believe the guy had it in him to be King Leonidas.

Truthfully, I somewhat think this movie falls apart as it comes to a close. I still like it and think it offers plenty of excitement but I guess I understand the criticism now that I’m not 18 anymore and humbled in my own arrogant assumptions. The effects are cool and there is some creative action worthy of watching. The scene when the Americans take on a dragon in air is specifically nice. If you missed this one over the years though I wouldn’t go out of my way to see it. If you happen upon it randomly there are worse ways to spend your time. I’ll always consider this worth my time but I’ll leave it to you what you do with yours on this one.

NEXT MOVIE: Remember the Titans (2000)

Red Sonja

Year: 1985
Directed By: Richard Fleischer
Written By: Robert E How.ard (character), Clive Exton and George MacDonald Fraser (screenplay)


Right now I am actually sitting down to this movie for the first time since it made its way into the collection. It is a somewhat newer purchase and I ordered it on Amazon for nostalgic reasons. I remember this movie when I was a little kid in love with the movie Willow. At that young prepubescent age I was moved nevertheless by the bold beauty of Brigitte Nielsen with the fiery red hair of Red Sonya. Not just that, but when I was five I thought anything involving swords was awesome.

I remember this movie coming on TV when I was really young and my mom let me watch it. I remember her telling me about how Brigitte Nielsen was married to Sylvester Stallone. She would talk about Stallone and Schwarzenegger when this movie was on and it left an impression on me that made a difference later on.

I’m seeing Brigitte Nielsen now for the first time as Red Sonya, fighting and defeating an Asian sparring partner. She is such a powerful looking woman, so tall and intimidating. Beautiful in a way that befits a warrior princess of sorts. She may not have been the type of actress that was ever going to win awards but her casting as Red Sonja is on par with Dolph Lundgren as He-Man in Masters of the Universe

I was under the impression Schwarzenegger was merely in this movie as a Conan cameo but I see now that I was wrong about that. I really didn’t remember this movie well when I indulged myself with an impulsive internet purchase. I find it odd that this is the movie Schwarzenegger chose to take on following The Terminator. Had it not been for his role in Commando he could have so easily been typecast into that Conan type role which would have went nowhere as the 80s progressed.

The young Asian actor in this movie is none other than Ernie Reyes Jr. That’s right, this little prince of whatever is actually Keno from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze. Which was not a good movie, but when it came out I was at the age that qualified it as the greatest movie ever. In 1991 I was 7, I thought Secret of the Ooze was one of the coolest new movies I had seen, except for Hook maybe.

The sets in this movie are interesting. Yeah they are cheesy but at least they are real. In the scene where the bad guys are in a room full of lit candles for example. That’s the kind of thing that can be done digitally now but back in 85 some poor person had to painstakingly light all those candles because in the 80s they had to actually make the sets. I’m not suggesting that what they did in this movie was great or anything, just pointing out the merit in actually putting in the work.

OK full disclosure, as hard as it will be to believe, I fell asleep watching this last night. It’s now the following morning and I don’t know how the movie ends. Sad to admit it, but I’m actually OK with that. It’s a sad thing to admit I watched a movie I own and not only don’t know how it ends but have no interest in actually finding out. That being said I don’t think I can tell you this movie is worth your time as I won’t bother giving up anymore of mine.

Last thing worth mentioning is the long standing efforts to do a reboot to this film. At one time Robert Rodriguez was attached with Rose McGowan set to go fiery red and swing the sword. Too bad it didn’t get done because I think McGowan is awesome and Rodriguez no doubt would have made a cool movie.







NEXT MOVIE: Reign of Fire (2002)

Rebel Without A Cause

Year: 1955
Directed By: Nicholas Ray
Written By: Stewart Stern (screenplay) Irving Shulman (adaptation) Nicholas Ray (story)


I first identified with this movie when I was in high school and watched it in a film class. I was after all a teenage rebel without a cause myself and I found it interesting that a movie made so far before my time could have such an effect on me.

Until seeing this movie I had seen the era of Leave it to Beaver as just so. As a happy-go-lucky time when the dads works, the mom’s happily went about housework and the kids were always enjoying themselves. To see that, even during this era I perceived as a golden time, kids were just as unhappy and unnoticed by their parents as they were in my own time opened my eyes a little bit.

One of the things that annoy me the most in life is the perception that things are always getting worse. When people get nostalgic and say the world is going to hell, “it just wasn’t like this back in my day.” Maybe in the 50s the kids dressed more respectably, but they still liked to get loaded and get into trouble. There wasn’t an internet to teach them how to do things but they never failed to experiment until they figured it out. Kids were ruthless and they bullied one another just like they do now it just wasn’t something that ended up on the news every time it happened. Depression was just as common yet unnoticed or misunderstood most of the time. I think that the frustrating and confusing period of adolescence we all must endure is a thing that transcends time and generations. This movie serves to remind us of how things are as they always have been even without the devices today’s youth can’t live without.

This is a notable movie for so many reasons but the one that I always think of the most is the tragic deaths of both the lead actor and actress in this movie. James Dean of course died shortly after the making of this film in a reckless car crash that martyred him into a cultural icon. Natalie Wood on the other hand died many years later under mysterious circumstances that are still questioned today. Dean’s death was his own doing. He had been warned and just couldn’t help himself from living on the edge for that thrill. He liked to race cars and died doing what he loved. It was an unfortunate death that came far too soon for a young promising actor but there is something to dying in the act of your passion. What happened to Wood was just tragic and awful. She of course drown while partying on a boat with her husband Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken. Something has never smelled right about what allegedly happened to her and it is entirely likely she was beaten up and murdered by her husband. Nobody knows what actually happened on that boat aside from the people who were on board and their version is all we have. It has been questioned by many.

They were both applauded and awarded for their performances in this film, but in truth I have always felt they were both over acting a bit. James Dean specifically has always seemed a bit over dramatic in this movie to me. I think that mostly has to do with how refined acting on-screen has become as an art in the 60 years since this movie came out. Granted Humphrey Bogart gave performances flawless enough to stand the test of time in movies like Casablanca and The Maltese Falcon but I don’t get that from Dean. He is undoubtedly super cool and it would have been interesting to see how his career might have developed but in this film I have always felt he laid it on too thick at times. “YOU’RE TEARING ME APART!!!”

The role of Sal Mineo as the disturbed Plato is a very interesting one. This kid so obviously has issues and nobody to help him with them. He is raised by a housekeeper as his father is long gone and his mother is often away on trips. He is so desperate for attention, companionship, and friendship. When he gets a tiny taste of it his mind runs away with it and it becomes something different in his mind. He makes things up and they become real for him. He is lost and all alone in the world and when his end comes it is both tragic and relieving. Plato was very troubled, and it’s unlikely his new friends were the answer for what ailed him. In the beginning of the film he is at the prison because he was shooting puppies. The guy is somewhat endearing during the movie but you really have to ask yourself what kind of guy takes a gun and shoots puppies; they’re only like the most cute and innocent creatures on the planet. He may have bonded with Jim Stark but that guy had problems that were going to get someone hurt eventually.

This movie tends to be a bit over dramatic most of the time but it gets the point across and I like the message. It’s a great movie with performances that will be remembered for all time, over dramatic or not. I feel like watching this movie is like seeing a play on-screen but that isn’t necessarily a bad thing. This is a classic movie and it is worth the time of any serious film fan.

NEXT MOVIE: Red Sonja (1985)….embarrassing I know.