Directed By: Jonathan Frakes
Written By: Rick Berman, Mike Pillar. Gene Roddenberry (Star Trek)
This is the only Star Trek film I literally have no memory of. I was actually in high school when this movie came out, a freshman no less. I was probably trying to hide altogether that I had ever even heard of Star Trek much less making a trip to the theater to see it. I remember watching it on video eventually and thinking it failed in comparison to First Contact. This movie was the only one of the original ten that I didn’t own as part of the collection. I ordered it on Amazon two days ago because I figured I should have the whole set now that I’ve reached it on the blog. Right now, I am sitting down to it blind and it is the first of these nine movies I can honestly say I don’t remember anything about it. So here it goes….
Data goes rogue….thirty minutes into the movie and this is all I have. It’s cool because Data should have a prominent role in any movie going forward, he is the new age Spock after all. This story isn’t big enough though. I don’t really even know what’s going on yet but the mere fact that I’m at a loss highlights a problem with the story. This movie has always been criticized as being too much like an episode and that holds true. It is an odd movie that gives credence to the argument that only even films are good.
Captain Picard is now singing out loud and Worf and Data are joining him. Damnit this is why people make fun of Star Trek! Here you have your three most badass characters and they are singing exaggeratedly to one another. Patrick Stewart of course has an incredible voice but that is beside the point.
I’m only a third of the way through this movie but I can see that there was a reason I didn’t own it before. The criticisms of this movie are right. It’s too much like a long TV episode and not a grand enough idea to really warrant a movie. While it’s always great to see these characters on screen I feel like I’m wasting my time right now.
I remember now, I hated the part in this movie when Geordi La Forge got his eyes back. That’s so lame when the coolest part of his character was the visor he wore. It was what LeVar Burton wanted but I don’t care. As a fan of the character the way he used to be I think it was totally lame.
After First Contact I expected more out of another movie in this series. The studio apparently wanted something with a lighter tone but I think that was a mistake. I noticed that the last movie was distinct in that it was the only film to garner a PG-13 rating and I think they were heading in the right direction then. This movie was lighter in everything from color to excitement and there they went too far.
By the time that something even remotely happens in this movie it’s too late, and LeVar Burton’s eyes are the alien in the room. I don’t even care what happens from here on out. I have almost an hour left and I don’t think I can stand to watch the rest. I made Amber suffer through eight Star Trek movies with a few thrills along the way but I’ll be damned if I make her suffer through this when I can’t even explain it to myself.
Sorry, I’m ending this movie, this review, and I’m regrouping with the tenth film, Nemesis, before jumping into the rebooted series. That will be tomorrow, but tonight I am done.
NEXT MOVIE: Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)